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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Why should I take a bath or go to church, isn't that my business?

Well, you're absolutely right. Here are some excellent reasons why you shouldn't do either. I am sure no one will ever question your actions when you present these fine responses.


10 REASONS WHY I DON'T WASH OR GO TO CHURCH

Why I Don't Wash
  1. I was forced to wash as a child, so now I don't have to do it.
  2. People who wash are hypocrites - they think they are cleaner than everyone else.
  3. There are so many different kinds of soap. I can't decide which one is best.
  4. I used to wash, but I got bored of the same old thing, so I stopped.
  5. I only wash on special occasions when I have to wear clean clothes or go somewhere.
  6. None of my friends wash.
  7. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
  8. I don't have time to wash. There is always something on TV when I have to wash.
  9. The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer and I don't have a heater or a fan.
  10. People who make soap are only after your money.
Why I Don't Go To Church
  1. I was forced to go to church as a child, so now I have issues.
  2. People who go to church are hypocrites - they think they are better than everyone else.
  3. There are so many different beliefs. I can't decide which one is true.
  4. I used to go to church, but it's so boring, so I stopped going.
  5. I only go to church on special occasions like Christmas, Easter and weddings.
  6. None of my friends go to church.
  7. I'll go to church when I get older and can't do anything else.
  8. I don't have the time to go to church. It gets in the way of my weekends.
  9. The church is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer and the air conditioning blows on my head.
  10. Churches are only out to get your money.


So, whenever someone says you should take a bath or go to church, just quote one of these reasons to them. That should put an end to the discussion in a hurry. However, as time goes on, you will probably loose a few friends when you don't bathe, and your spiritual condition might lead you to loose your soul. But, whatever; freedom is worth the price. Right?


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